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Golf Around!
Hooks you almost right away
Gets good by 1h almost every game dips in hours 2–3
Fully opens up by 2h rated like by long-time players
Started playing 86% of owners
Steam reviews 94% positive of 1,065
What the data shows
- In the first 2 hours 1 in 7 reviews are negative (14%); after 4h it's 1 in 40 (2%).
- Fully opens up by hour 2.
- The opening is criticised less than in 85% of games we track.
- 86% of owners got the first achievement.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 1,083 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 291 reviews: 7.2h for positive, 1.7h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (85.7% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.
All achievements (30)
- Hole in One Get a Hole in One! 100%
- Sliced! Get sliced in two! Ouch! 94%
- Roasted! Get burnt up! 89%
- Zapped! Get zapped by a laser! 84%
- Diced! Get diced in quarters! 67%
- Flattened! Get flattened into a pancake! 61%
- Hole in One Enthusiast Get 10 Hole in Ones! 38%
- Honorable Show that you are honorable. 34%
- What A Chicken! Act like a chicken. 25%
- Haven Par Shoot par on Haven! 21%
- Dungeon Par Shoot par on Dungeon! 19%
- Castle 1 Par Shoot par on Castle 1! 19%
- Lab Par Shoot par on Lab! 17%
- Snowy Par Shoot par on Snowy! 17%
- Village Par Shoot par on Village! 17%
- Hole in Zero Get a Hole in Zero! Impressive. 17%
- Castle 2 Par Shoot par on Castle 2! 16%
- Slimed! Get covered in nasty green slime! Ew... 15%
- Tarred! Get covered in sticky tar! 15%
- Iced! Get covered in slippery ice! 15%
- Steampunk Par Shoot par on Steampunk! 9.3%
- Cyberpunk Par Shoot par on Cyberpunk! 9.0%
- Vaporwave Par Shoot par on Vaporwave! 7.4%
- Hole in One Aficionado Get 100 Hole in Ones! 5.0%
- Map Maker Publish your first map! 4.8%
- Egypt Par Shoot par on Egypt! 3.9%
- Roast Chicken Get roasted as a chicken shape. 3.2%
- Tarred and Feathered Get tarred as a chicken shape. 2.3%
- Diced Pineapple Get diced as a pineapple shape. 1.6%
- Fresh Squeezed Lemonade Get flattened as a lemon shape. 1.6%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-20.