AdventureCasualFree To PlayIndie
Cowpocalypse - Episode 0
Hooks you almost right away
Gets good by 1h almost every game dips in hours 2–3
Started playing 45% of owners
Steam reviews 87% positive of 213
What the data shows
- In the first 2 hours 1 in 6 reviews are negative (16%); after 3h it's 1 in 13 (8%).
- The opening is criticised less than in 80% of games we track.
- Few early reviews, so this is a rough estimate.
- Only 45% of owners have even the first achievement — the rest barely played.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 218 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 213 reviews: 1.5h for positive, 0.5h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (45.2% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.
All achievements (7)
- Houdini They blink and you are on the other side of the lock. 100%
- Red Pill Now you know that something is happening. Would the blue pill have been a better choice? 89%
- Saviour You helped Santa to go home to finish making toys for christmas. All the childrend can be greatful to you. 72%
- Firefighter No fire can mess with you! 70%
- The real lumberjack Who needs the boring tools? 62%
- Astronaut You can really bring down the stars for a woman. 55%
- Cowpocalypsed You witnessed how the end started. What do you do with this knowledge? 54%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-22.