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Russian Life Simulator
Hooks you right away
Gets good instantly from the first hour
Started playing 39% of owners
Steam reviews 89% positive of 8,382
What the data shows
- 89% of first-hour reviews are positive — about the same as players with 3+ hours (85%).
- The opening is criticised less than in 90% of games we track.
- The game has no story achievements, so drop-off points can't be measured.
- Only 39% of owners have even the first achievement — the rest barely played.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 8,456 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 287 reviews: 0.7h for positive, 1.1h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (39.1% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
This game has no story achievements, so we can't tell where players quit.
All achievements (100)
story milestone ending side
- Classic Classic outfit Russian peasant 100%
- Welcome to Russia! Welcome to Russia! 100%
- Lovely Bottle Lovely Bottle 99%
- Pension Pension 99%
- For Russia! For Russia! 99%
- Pig Peter Pig Peter 93%
- Shopping Basket Shopping Basket 92%
- SHO?! SHO?! 92%
- Clothing Store Clothing Store 91%
- Minibus Minibus 91%
- Buckwheat Hearty breakfast and lunch, sumptuous dinner 88%
- Buy Now Buy Now 88%
- Pasta Take it for a discount 87%
- Toilet Paper Toilet paper - for the tender soul of the Russian person 86%
- No money but you hold on No money but you hold on 86%
- Portrait of Putin Portrait of Putin - for warmth and comfort in every home 85%
- Pribaltika Pribaltika - gourmet water 84%
- Water Water - burn the stomach to holes 83%
- Pickled Cucumbers Pickled Cucumbers - an appetizer used to prevent death during medical procedures 82%
- Sound Sound 82%
- Stripped Vest Stripped Vest is a timeless Russian production sewn at Chinese factories for the day of the factory 82%
- A Padded Jacket A padded jacket is not only clothing, but also a member of the family 81%
- Ushanka Ushanka - for cold winters and hot feasts 81%
- Matryoshka Matryoshka is your only girlfriend 80%
- Purchase Successful Purchase Successful 80%
- Balalaika Balalaika - for true Russian art lovers, entertain friends with a couple of folk songs 80%
- Constitution You can even buy it 79%
- Good Job! Good Job! 79%
- Pancakes from a Spade Crush with hearty pancakes from a spade, which your grandfather was still digging a garden 79%
- T-Shirt with Putin Will warm your body and soul 78%
- TV Dmitry Kiselyov's unlimited viewing with news about Europe 78%
- A trip to Turkey You can work a year and relax 77%
- Carpet The legendary silk cloth stolen from your grandmother's house 77%
- Water Mashine Get rid of dependence before capitalists, get water right at home 76%
- Driving License Driving license is useless, easier to buy 76%
- The military ID The military ID is to neglect the duty of every self-respecting man, saving a year of life 75%
- Quadcopter For internal intelligence and surveillance of agents of the State Department 75%
- School School 74%
- Toilet Toilet - stop needing between garages and get an excellent solution from the best designers of a superpower 74%
- Kindergarten Kindergarten 74%
- Lada Granta You don't have money for gasoline anyway, but you can use it for a night shelter 74%
- Party Card Get a place in the most honest and incorruptible party of the Russian Federation 73%
- Support Pension Reform Work longer - Get more money 73%
- FBI Identification Document Now any ways are open for you 73%
- USSR USSR 73%
- Emperor's Campaign Support the election campaign of the beloved emperor, wonderworker, savior - Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin with a money 73%
- A place in the State Duma A place in the State Duma - what could be better than parliamentary immunity? 72%
- Kebabs on Tires Kebabs on tires - the main thing is to choose the right location 72%
- International Passport Prepare a springboard for retreat 72%
- Hard worker with Experience Underline your social status 72%
- US Department of State US Department of State 72%
- Main Antagonist Main Antagonist 72%
- Ricardo Panties A symbol of the foreign invader 72%
- ALO ALO 72%
- Cottage Cottage is a quiet secluded place with a six-meter fence bought for honestly earned money 71%
- Vineyard Vineyard - a kosher place on the island of Sicily for the production of its own wine and vodka products 71%
- The Return of the Crimea Help the commander-in-chief return the Crimea to his native harbor 71%
- Great Country Great Country 71%
- Nuclear Warhead Will take center stage among the decor in your house, or not only? 70%
- Hand Bear A bear is a means of transportation, a faithful friend, an excellent bodyguard. With this wool imboy, you will be the king not only of your region, but of the whole world 70%
- Duck Organize a rescue operation to free the symbol of Russia from captivity 70%
- Kazakh Outfit of the Crimean Kazakh 70%
- Russian Empire Russian Empire 69%
- Porch Porch 68%
- School of Hardbass School of Hardbass 68%
- Hardbass Hardbass 68%
- Armed Potato Get the first weapon in hand 67%
- Ez Money Ez Money 67%
- Cavalryman Highly defensive warrior on the right beetle car 66%
- College College 66%
- Red Army The worker is a peasant who defends socialist ideals 66%
- Dislikes Dislikes 66%
- Factory Factory 65%
- "United Russia" Meeting "United Russia" Meeting 65%
- Crimean Bridge Crimean Bridge 64%
- Veteran A real veteran, a machine for the annihilation of all living things tempered in Omsk 63%
- Elite Elite Rifle Division 62%
- Sharaga Sharaga 62%
- Maternity Hospital Maternity Hospital 62%
- Native Harbor Native Harbor 62%
- Thumb Down Thumb Down 62%
- Leader of Nations Leader of Nations 62%
- P P 62%
- U U 62%
- T T 62%
- I I 62%
- N N 62%
- Humanitarian Aid Humanitarian Aid 61%
- State Duma State Duma 58%
- Shestyorochka Shestyorochka 58%
- Russia Is The Best Russia Is The Best 56%
- Island in Hawaii Island in Hawaii 55%
- Emperor Emperor 53%
- V. V. Putin V. V. Putin 53%
- Prison Prison 52%
- Islands Islands 51%
- Ricardo Ricardo 47%
- Doshirak Doshirak 46%
- Long Loaf Long Loaf 45%
- A. Navalny A. Navalny 43%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-19.