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Conan Chop Chop
Hooks you right away
Gets good instantly from the first hour
Started playing 57% of owners
Steam reviews 60% positive of 783
What the data shows
- 39% of first-hour reviews are positive — about the same as players with 4+ hours (40%).
- The opening is criticised more than in 88% of games we track.
- Only 57% of owners have even the first achievement — the rest barely played.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 797 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 298 reviews: 7.6h for positive, 2.4h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (57.4% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.
All achievements (45)
- Fashionista Wear a matching Shield and Armor set 100%
- Is This How You Do It? Complete the tutorial 98%
- So Much Anger Obtain Conan's Barbarian Rage 97%
- Treasure Hunter Open a Gold Chest in the world 94%
- Tame the Ape Defeat Thak 93%
- A New Tool Forge a Weapon at the Blacksmith in your Town 85%
- A New Trinket Forge a Charm at the Blacksmith in your Town 84%
- Defender of the Grasslands Defeat a miniboss in Nemedia 79%
- Defender of the Forest Defeat a miniboss in Darkwood 73%
- A New Outfit Forge an Armor at the Blacksmith in your Town 73%
- Bait for the Hook Defeat the Sand Worm 72%
- A New Accessory Forge a Shield at the Blacksmith in your Town 70%
- Spin to Win Obtain Valeria's Tornado Slash 60%
- Simply Charming Equip 4 Charms 57%
- Defender of the Desert Defeat a miniboss in Koth 50%
- Listen to Me! Obtain Pallantides' Roar of the Dragon 50%
- Cloudy with a Chance of Arrows Obtain Belit's Rain of Arrows 49%
- An Act of Kindness Find and return the Doll 49%
- All Thawed Out Defeat the Frost Giant 40%
- Defender of the Tundra Defeat a miniboss in Vanaheim 39%
- Through the Mirage Use Oasis Key 39%
- A Recovered Relic Locate the Staff of Epemitreus 31%
- Nimble Warrior Obtain 1 trait for Valeria 26%
- Douse the Flames Defeat Skelos 24%
- Reckless Brawler Obtain 1 trait for Conan 23%
- Agile Sniper Obtain 1 trait for Belit 22%
- Unleash the Phoenix Return the Staff of Epemitreus 21%
- Defender of the Mountains Defeat a miniboss in Hyperborea 19%
- Steadfast Protector Obtain 1 trait for Pallantides 19%
- Marks of the Trade Restored the Armor Shop in your Town 17%
- Diversify your Bonds Restored the Charm Shop in your Town 15%
- Pet Handler Have 3 pets at once 13%
- A Good Defense Restored the Shield Shop in your Town 13%
- Finest Finesse Obtain 3 traits for Valeria 13%
- Alarming Accuracy Obtain 3 traits for Belit 12%
- Brazen Brawn Obtain 3 traits for Conan 11%
- Relentless Resilience Obtain 3 traits for Pallantides 10%
- Tooled Up Restored the Weapon Shop in your Town 9.8%
- Conan the Cimmerian Defeat Xaltotun as Conan 8.5%
- Queen of the Red Brotherhood Defeat Xaltotun as Valeria 8.5%
- Queen of the Black Coast Defeat Xaltotun as Belit 8.2%
- Evil Vanquished! Defeat Thoth-Amon 8.0%
- Pillar of the Community Restored your Town 7.8%
- Commander of the Black Dragons Defeat Xaltotun as Pallantides 6.4%
- King Conan Earn all achievements in 'Conan Chop Chop' 2.4%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-20.