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Drink More Glurp
Hooks you right away
Gets good instantly from the first hour
Started playing 31% of owners
Steam reviews 88% positive of 265
What the data shows
- 77% of first-hour reviews are positive — about the same as players with 3+ hours (77%).
- The opening is criticised less than in 78% of games we track.
- Few early reviews, so this is a rough estimate.
- Only 31% of owners have even the first achievement — the rest barely played.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 267 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 253 reviews: 1.8h for positive, 0.6h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (31% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.
All achievements (24)
- Participation award Get a medal in any challenge 100%
- Have a nice trip? Trip over 10 or more times in a Hurdles event 65%
- Show off Do an emote after finishing an event 53%
- You didn’t see that Quick retry a challenge 52%
- Let’s settle this Get a tie in Party Mode, then add more rounds from the Game Over menu 45%
- Hop, skip and a… Score under 1m in a Long Jump event 42%
- WHAT! Score 0m in a Long Throw event 29%
- Study up Go to a challenge leaderboard and watch a replay 27%
- Look no hands Beat Target Test challenge without grabbing the ball 9.0%
- Local legend Get 5 gold medals in Challenges 7.1%
- Red present Find the hidden red present in Challenges 5.8%
- Regional hero Get 10 gold medals in Challenges 5.2%
- Balloon wrangler Score over 150m in Head In The Clouds challenge without grabbing the balloon 4.8%
- Pink present Find the hidden pink present in Challenges 4.5%
- Yellow present Find the hidden yellow present in Challenges 4.5%
- Laser time! Beat Buyathlon challenge without shooting more than 55 lasers 4.2%
- Soft touch Beat Blast Off challenge without your hands exploding 4.2%
- Purple present Find the hidden purple present in Challenges 4.2%
- Forbidden fruit Carry the pineapple to the end of Crab Apples challenge 4.2%
- Perfect run Score over 800m in Run For It challenge without tripping on hurdles 4.2%
- National superstar Get 20 gold medals in Challenges 4.2%
- Thread the needle Beat Duck Dive challenge without getting knocked out 4.2%
- Green present Find the hidden green present in Challenges 3.9%
- Glurp champion Get 30 gold medals in Challenges 3.9%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-22.